UB Funkeyz Mania!

Now is the time for Ebay!

2010-04-15T20:16:00.003-05:00

Hi! I know nobody has heard a peep from me in a long time, but... I have noticed a change on Ebay! Prices are wayy down on all the funkeys, tremendously. I got a Very Rare Sprocket + Fallout double pack for under $5 including shipping! Those used to be like $40. I also got a VR Deuce, which means I only have 2 more left to collect that aren't Dot or Speed Racer Funkeys: VR Tank & VR Berger! I shall get a new pic soon of the new ones, and a new family photo once those last two are found! BTW: I found a VR Lucky by itself on there a few weeks ago. People are releasing all their stock, get them quick!

Christmas Brings Joy and Funkeys

2009-12-27T00:46:00.004-06:00

This Christmas was a fun time and I hope everybody else had a good time with family and/or friends as well! I was surprised when I opened a box with 2 new funkeys in it!! They were VR Raj, and VR Stitch!! I was especially surprised about the Stitch because it is from the first series and you hardly ever even see him on Ebay any more.

Anybody know what the background is? Give it a guess lol
Hope everybody got the funkeys they wanted! :)

Merry (almost) Christmas!

2009-12-19T19:00:00.002-06:00

Heya everybody!

I know I haven't been here much lately, my last post being Happy Halloween, but I haven't abandoned you! I have most definitely been busy, and probably will be until the holidays are over.

Hoping you all get all the funkeys you want for Christmas!!

[Happy Kwanzaa and Hanukkah as well!]
And don't forget a happy New Year! :)

Happy Halloween!!

2009-10-31T11:02:00.000-05:00

Enjoy the pic!
This is also my 50th post in the same thing!
Have some nice candy!!

Glub Funkey Facts

2009-10-26T17:58:00.003-05:00

The Glub are extremely agile and elegant when submerged but on land are like….well, a fish out of water.

The Glub speak in a strange bubbling slurping way that most Funkeys find difficult to understand. But oddly enough, the Glub have the most beautiful singing voices. All their speech difficulties go away when they sing. They perform in the great Funkey Hall, always sing the Funkey anthem “We Want the Funk”, before sporting events and, of course, at Parliament.

Despite their awkwardness on land, the Glub waddle around with their noses in the air and act like big superstars. They are the royalty of all Funkey celebrities and they act like it.

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My High Score: 257 (Wins everything but Insane High Score.)

Although I have never seen someone with the Insane High Score item for Glubs game, there is a broken-looking one in Nightmare rift that you can see, if you really want to know.

Gem Shard: Blue

Trophy:

Game: Fish Bowling

If you go to the Funkey Fan Forum there is a great picture by Umbrood for a good way of doing things. Paste this into your bar:
http://funkeyfanforum.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=kelpy&action=display&thread=47&page=1 You may have to scroll down a bit.

Basically what you do is just plain bowl, but they set the bar for high scores way up. For the most part you need mostly strikes to win much of anything. If you follow the picture guide, and try, try, try, you will eventually get what you want. :) This trophy took me a few hours I think.

On hold... And such

2009-10-07T15:28:00.004-05:00

Well, since I can't find the cord to upload pictures at the moment, and all the pictures that I had were lost due to being on a different computer than the one I use now, My next Funkey Facts have been put on hold, and I know you haven't heard much from me recently, so Here are some random pictures for your enjoyment!! --Look up close at the fire, it's really neat--

New Funkeys!!

2009-09-27T13:55:00.003-05:00

While out of town yesterday, we went through some different stores in an area I have never been before. It looked like all hope was dying, but when I went in a Kmart, my luck changed! We basically hit a jackpot. They had rarer singles that I haven't seen in their own package before, like Tiki and Fallout, and they had an Ace. Although I had those things already, I found a Rare Singe that completed my trio of Singes, and a Very Rare Snipe, completing my trio of Snipes!! It of course, also came with VR Wasabi, but theres nothing wrong with having a double of a VR Wasabi!! To sum things up, that was a very satisfying selection of Funkeys they had on their racks. They had them from almost every series, and I hope to see stores with similar selections in the future!

Funkeys Gone from Walmart?

2009-09-20T00:14:00.003-05:00

While at Walmart we search, search, search for the Funkeys. We find nothing, besides the spot where they might have been. When we finally find a guy to check, he scans the thing, and says that they don't carry them anymore, as in discontinued!! Although we don't go to Walmart very often, I am still freaking out, what does that tell us for the future? Are Funkeys gone from Walmart forever? Does your Walmart have them still? Or is my Walmart just a group of Funkey-Hatin' Jerks?

New/Unusual Funkeys on Ebay

2009-09-11T17:02:00.006-05:00

On Ebay, there is a seller who is selling funkeys from the rumored Speed Racer Adventure Pack, Taejo, the other Speed Racer Version, a Dot, A Rare Blue Maul, and a Trixie with Tan ears!!! They are also selling a lot of other things, too. The items are from the seller 'hitmantoys', and I couldn't get direct pictures, but I put together a Picture with all of them. Tell me if you know anything about any of these funkeys!!! I'm sure others would like to know such information too!

Unimportant Updates

2009-09-10T21:06:00.005-05:00

I have random thing I have gathered over the week, and now is the time to post them since I have some free time. First things, I have added Twinx and Drift to the Funkey Facts Library. I noticed a thing about Tadd awhile back, but I finally got around to it, when he is not active or just put in his stomach is black but when he moves it's white.

Also, I was playing some more of Tadd's and Rastro's games, and I finally got rid of 2 Henchmen 2.0, plus I finally got Tadd's Insane High Score Item: Jeremiah (score 700+) I never had luck in that game lol.

Also, the most amount of coins you can get in a Henchmen 2.0 battle is 10!

Twinx Funkey Facts

2009-09-10T19:00:00.005-05:00

Twinx means “star” in the native Funkey language, and the Twinx embody this word. They have achieved celebrity status in Terrapinia.

Like the Amazons on Earth, the Twinx are all female. But don’t let their beauty fool you, the Twinx are a strong & proud race. Legend has it that the Twinx captured all the power of the moon and the stars in their big beautiful eyes.

The Twinx shimmer with the energy of the entire Funkey Galaxy. You can see it in their captivating and hypnotic eyes. But the energy that went in can also come out. The Twinx could change the world in the blink of an eye. [www.ubfunkeys.com]

My High Score: 31,963(wins everything)

Gem Shard: Blue

Zone: Kelpy Basin

Trophy:

Game: Twinx Dream

In Twinx Dream you must fire your stars at the rainbows, clouds, and suns to blow them up before they reach the bottom. Move left and right while you shoot to hit more objects, if they reach the bottom, you lose. The object shoot little things at you, if they hit you, you lose a life. At the start of each round you get a temporary shield, don't take too much advantage of it, though. Try to get columns to the left or right first so the mob of weather takes longer to move down a level and takes longer to speed up.

Drift Funkey Facts!

2009-09-08T21:08:00.007-05:00

The Drift feel the need...the need for speed! The Drift do everything fast. They walk fast, drive fast, and even talk fast. The Drift talk in their special Drift language, which consists of motor and screeching tire sounds, and they talk in this language as rapidly as they possibly can! They talk so fast that the term "motor mouth" was coined to describe anyone who is talking too quickly to understand what it is they are saying! Also, when someone is having trouble being understood they say, "do you catch my Drift?"The Drift have a gifted talent for anything mechanical, and are constantly tinkering things in order to make them faster. The Drift are always designing and building faster and faster vehicles, and they will spend days making slight yet precise adjustments to their creations in order to get even the littlest amount of additional speed.This mechanical talent and love of fast things makes the Drift the best friends of the Vroom. The Drift are always making modifications to Vroom stunt vehicles in order to make them faster and able to jump larger and more dangerous stunts. The Vroom, in turn, test all the new crazy fast vehicle designs that the Drift can think of.....sometimes with spectacular results.
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My High Score: 93,200 (wins everything)

Gem Shard: Purple

Zone: Funkeystown

Trophy:

Game: Flipper Fever

Basically pinball, but with multiple flippers. Use down arrow to charge up power then let go to send ball into the play zone. Keep them up by using the left and right arrow keys, knocking the ball back up. You can earn special scores and bonuses on the ramps.

Mulch and Ace!!!

2009-09-06T17:12:00.004-05:00

I finally found Mulch and Ace!!!!!! And somewhere you would never have expected. I found them at Meijer!!!! They had one more of each too! They didn't have any of the 4 Very Rare Series 5 Funkeys though. Only catch about where they were is that we spent like 5 minutes trying to find where the Funkeys were even at! But once we found them, they had a lot, not even counting Mulch + Ace. I have pictures too!!

I might make some Funkeys Facts entries later if I have time... Tell me if you want any specific entries such as Mulch or Ace, otherwise will probably continue at Drift. Good Luck Finding Paradox Green Funkeys!!!!!

Posting Situation

2009-09-02T19:23:00.002-05:00

Well, I have a lot more homework this year than I thought I was going to have, so I don't have time during the week to make posts much more than the length of this one. Posts will probably just be on weekends, or long breaks. Hope everyone else is as busy so the lack of posts won't bother them as much either.

Final Wendy's Toy! Plus Pic With All

2009-08-27T21:01:00.003-05:00

Today at Wendy's we finally found the last thing, the bobble head!!! we have been quite lucky finding them recently. Just like before, I have pictures, including one with all the Wendy's Toys.The bobblehead looks shorter than the clip, but it is the same height if not taller when it's head bounces.

Waggs Funkey Facts

2009-08-26T21:28:00.006-05:00

The Waggs are the most faithful friend that any Funkey could have. With their tails constantly wagging, they seem as if they have no care in the world, but in truth, they are fiercely loyal to their companions, and will always defend a Funkey in danger.
Despite their funny chin whiskers, shaggy fur and bouncy gate, The Waggs are born leaders. They often rise to prestigious posts in Funkey corporations. The have almost endless energy going from one issue to the next until they solve every problem they encounter. To keep up this energy, the Waggs often spend much time in the gym, and while they are known for their passion for all sports, they especially love jumping thru hoops. It's not uncommon to see a Waggs jumping thru many hoops at a time.
Because of their natural leadership abilities and endless enthusiasm, the Waggs have set up the premier pet training school in Funkeystown, the University for the Soft and Cuddly or USC. Graduating pets from USC hope to earn a coveted MBA (Master Barking Ability) degree. The Waggs instructors teach that anything that is worth saying once is worth saying 3 times! You can always tell a graduate from USC, because they tend to speak in threes. Arf, Arf, Arf!
The Waggs students from USC have a friendly, if sometimes competitive rivalry with the students of Our Lucky Lady University. While the Lucky tend to focus on academics, the Waggs students tend to focus all their attention on creating sports programs. The result is a school that tends to dominate Funkeys sports and a USC curriculum that focuses mostly on simple spelling exercises.

[ http://www.ubfunkeys.com/ ]

My High Score: 3,661, Will win everything. (I only ever won the Insane High Score once)

Gem Shard: Purple

Zone: Funkeystown

Trophy:

Game: Wagg-Words

Wagg's game is quite simple, you basically just need to know how to spell, and to have a decent vocabulary. There is an eraser underneath the chalkboard if you accidentally make a mistake while making the word, but I prefer to just try it anyways, because a lot of times it actually makes a word that I have never heard of. In each set of letters there is one red letter. That letter you can only use once. In the picture below my red letter was S. I used it in 'Voters', so now I cannot make any other words with that S. Try not to use the red letter on a little word, because then you can never make the six letter word. Once you start slowing down on finding words, just press skip to get an all new set of letters, including a new red one. You don't get penalized for anything in this game, so try everything.

New Funkey Facts Library!

2009-08-25T15:14:00.003-05:00

I have decided to create a list on the side for handiness for quick facts on any funkey you wish. So far I have only updated and changed previous posts of Specific Funkeys to make them work as easy look-ups. The List is on the sidebar down a little bit and is alphabetical. Expect many updates to the Funkey Facts Library to come! You can suggest a certain funkey for me to do if you need it, the only entrees I won't be able to make yet are Mulch and Ace. Each one includes their description, Scores to win things, and their zone, and other details and tips for games are thrown in for each individual funkey. Enjoy! :)

Wendy's Backpack Clip!!

2009-08-25T13:01:00.003-05:00

Sorry, this is a ton overdue, but I have had a ton of things going on, and didn't have time for a full post or to take pictures. So, a full week ago, on Tuesday, I was at Wendy's, and they had the clip!! The clip is of the burger-bellied funkey (anyone know the names of The Wendy's funkeys?). I have two different pictures of it by itself, but I couldn't get it to turn out quite right.

Plus size comparison of course...

I should probably also mention that when I went to a Wendy's yesterday, they had Magic Treehouse again!! :( I don't know if they ran out, or if I just haven't been going to that specific Wendy's and didn't notice they were slow at getting them... Well, all I am missing now is the Bobblehead! All I can do is hope. Good luck finding Wendy's UB Funkeys toys of your own!

Wendy's CD Game 2!!!

2009-08-16T21:08:00.003-05:00

Today at Wendy's they had the second CD Game! The cover has a more interesting game though. You use the two stand-up figures to flick the circles onto the different levels for more points.

The title screen thing isn't much different from the other disc.

As you can see there is an 'MP3 Download' option instead of a Personality Quiz. It lets you download tons of music from the game. I think the one I had selected was from Stitch's game.

In the story UB wants to be unique and colorful like all the other stories, but Mayor Sayso says he is just fine... Here's the beginning of the story.

The game is not as fun or addicting in my opinion. What you do is you shoot at the Pineapples as they fly accross the screen. Kind of reminds me of Record Rampage.

I know I played a few more than three times, but I must have gotten a few duplicate scores. Here is the High Score screen.

Wendy's CD Game 1 (Long Post)

2009-08-15T22:38:00.012-05:00

Sorry It's been a while, but when you see the size of the post you should understand, I hope! Well, yesterday (Friday) I was at a different wendy's and recieved the first CD Game!! The packaging thing also folds out as a little game. You use the four little pieces they give you to flick them onto the best scoring spot as possible. Here's everything including size comparisons.

The Disc has a lot to it for a Wendy's toy. Here's the opening screen plus a clip from the beginning of the story, UB talks! But has a squeeky voice...

The game on the disc is really, really addicting. I had to have played it for hours, trying to get past a certain level. Here's me playing it on one of the earlier levels.

It even gives you a Score Tracker thing. My best score was in level 12, all the rest were in level 6 or lower, lol. It doesn't include doubles of scores.

The main menu area is Funkeystown, with many options of things to do! There's even a demo to download.

As You can see theres a Personality test, but it is to find out Which Paradox Green Funkey You are. Heres my results!

If You didn't notice already, there is also a 'tribal viewer' that you can look through. It is basically like the Library in Funkeystown, you can see info on each funkey after you select a series. Here's a Peek.

Quite a quality Kids' Meal Toy, don't you think? If that was a minigame in the real game, I would be rich! Hope you enjoyed this very long mostly-picture post! I'm sure I forgot something in this post, even after much review, I'll fix whatever is wrong, tell me if you spot anything! ! :D

Fresh New Crib!

2009-08-13T20:14:00.003-05:00

Well, I decided to finally change my crib(SUPERPLACE)!! My design was cool but was getting old. I decided to go a bit technological with my main room, a direction I have never gone before. My new Rastro helped with a lot of it.

The garage is almost exactly opposite. It is basically a Dyer hangout, very colorful!! It was a lot of fun to create. Can you spot all 7 of the Taddini Frog things on the walls?

I also made sure to put in an appropriate funkey for standing in each room. I didn't have room for Xener's flying saucer so he got the spotlight, lol. Hope you like my newly designed crib, and I hope I inspired you to make a new one and have fun with it!!

Wendy's Toys Update

2009-08-13T14:31:00.003-05:00

Well, I have several news/updates but none really big enough to get their own post. First of all, I went to Wendy's today. Last time when I got the board game they still had the Magic Treehouse bags. Today I got a UB Funkeys bag, but in it came a Magic Treehouse thing! I asked the lady if they had and Funkeys toys left, she took out the boardgame and claimed it was the only one they had. I settled for that, so maybe I can make use of another one somehow. I might try to get a picture of the bag up later though.

Keep hopes up for more UB Funkeys Toys at Wendy's!!!

Nectar and Maul Funkey Facts

2009-08-11T15:28:00.008-05:00

(Scroll Down for Maul)

While the Sprout may get all the credit for being the botanists of Terrapinia, it's the Nectar, and their ability to pollinate that truly allows the Sprouts thumbs to be the deepest shade of green. Friends since the beginning of recorded time, the Nectar and the Sprout have worked together to design and create some of the greatest gardening wonders throughout Terrapinia.
Despite the romantic picture that some may have of carefree Nectar flirting from flower to flower, true pollination is hard work. Look at their little wings and chunky bodies. It's a miracle they fly at all let alone all day every day. At Honey Hive Towers, their daily work schedule starts when the sun comes up and ends when the sun goes down, and consists of B-reports, Wax Faxes, and Honey Do's to be completed and filed each day, not to mention the never ending cover letters on their TBS (To Be Stung) reports. In fact, the Nectar call their typical work day "the invisible sun" because they never see it. Each day, the Nectar work their antennas off to make Terrapinia a more beautiful place, and to gain the attention and admiration of the beloved Nectar queen, Queen Roxy.
Despite their dedication, the Nectar believe that they never get the proper credit for their stinger breaking work. Every Funkey knows the Sprout, and how their gardening talents have beautified life for all Funkeys, but few Funkeys truly realize that none of this would be possible without the Nectar. This lack of credit, and the never ending paperwork that drives the pollination process, can make the Nectar very irritable indeed!
To deal with the frustrations of a work life of high stress and little reward, small groups of disillusioned Nectar have started to band together to form underground dueling clubs, which have come to be known as Pain Clubs. These Pain Clubs are a place where Nectar drones can fight with their brothers and sisters to release their pent up aggressions and rebel against the repetition of daily work life. A bruised wing or broken antenna is a common sight at Honey Hive Towers; but as long as workers show-up every day, productive and happy, Queen Roxy supports the number one rule of Pain Club: You don't talk about Pain Club. Attempts by The Police to infiltrate these clubs, undercover jobs known as sting operations, have yet to synch up.
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Zone: Hidden Realm

My High Score: 14,005

Game: Funkey Fighters

One of Dr. Tinker's more touching creations, the Maul were created as friends for young Funkeys to help them deal with their fears. Young Funkeys would find their courage each night by squeezing and cuddling their Maul, believing that if anything jumped out from under their bed, the Maul would be there to protect them.
After years of being perceived by other Funkeys as infantile, and being greeted with comments like, "awwwwww... how sweet" and "aren't you just the cutest!" the Maul have come to develop what is commonly referred to as "Little Bear Syndrome". This condition is only enhanced by the emotional imbalance caused by a head full of stuffing and results in the Maul constantly trying to compensate for their perceived softness by proving how tough they are! Torn seams and missing buttons can be a result of an over abundance of hugs, annoying rodents who feed on their stuffing called Maul Rats, as well as frequent maul brawls. As a result, the Maul have learned to repair themselves and are master tailors.
This desire to prove their "bearhood" has led many a Maul to start attending the Nectar's underground Pain Clubs. While the Nectar fight to work out the frustrations of a hard day, the Maul fight to prove that they aren't soft! This fighting has developed into a fierce rivalry between the Maul and Nectar to determine who is truly the King of Pain Club. Some believe this can only be settled in the great Oni Dojo.
Despite this need to prove themselves, the Maul are truly softies at heart. Making sure the youth of Terrapinia are safe, courageous, and have someone to squeeze all of their fears away is their number one priority, and they love what they do... awww how sweet!
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Zone: Hidden Realm

My High Score: 14,995

Game: Funkey Fighters

Here are Maul and Nectar's games. They are both actually the same thing (Funkey Fighters) but, of course, pictures are always fun! The only difference I noticed in the game is that now you fight the other series 5 Hidden Realm Funkey, but you don't lack the fight with the Oni or Kane, so it is actually a longer game. The first picture is one of me fighting as Maul against the Nectar. He covered me in goop.

After that followed the Trophy and Insane High Score Item. Never would have happened if I was new to Funkey Fighers!

Now I start with Nectar's version. The first Picture shows his other special move.

And then comes the trophy and Item!!

I know a couple situations looked bad, but don't worry, I made it out of all of them!! It's harder taking pictures and fighting at the same time than it looks. Thank You!!

New Funkey Family Photo! Wendy's Board Game

2009-08-10T20:09:00.004-05:00

It is finally here! My updated Funkey Family Photo!! It is at a totally different desk, but I don't think I could have fit them on there any more. Here it is!:

I tried to keep them together by zones, but it was hard to do that all over, so some zones are split in parts. You can see my Series 5 funkeys above the Vrooms and Xeners. If you can see, the Native's weapon is bending. It is actually breaking, getting it fixed soon hopefully.

I also have other great news! At Wendy's, we finally found a UB Funkey Toy!! I have some pictures of it as well!:

This includes everything, quite impressive for one kid's meal toy! The peices for playing the game are Lucky and three Wendy's themed heads. I used VR Lotus for size comparison (not included!)

Here's an extra picture of the little cards you use to move around the board. Sorry if it is a little bit blurry.

That's all for now! I finally opened a Nectar, so expect Maul and Nectar to be in a coming post!

Tadd and Rastro Funkey Facts

2009-08-07T23:29:00.010-05:00

(Scroll Down For Rastro)

Tadd

Tadd Bio: The Tadd have intertwined their lives with the fresh world. Practitioners of nature's magic, the Tadd, like the Lotus, derive their strength from the raw Terra. Some Funkeys say the Tadd lost their faith in science and progress. But it's more a belief that any problem can be dealt with using the simple tools of nature, and the little bits of magic everything contains, rather than being dependent on technological advances. Creating powerful organic foods and Funkeopathic medicines, the Tadd can turn any plant, rock, or animal into a healthy treat that will make the biggest city dwelling Funkey into a bona fide tree hugger! The Tadd aren't stuck in the stone age, they're embracing the new age.
Always born as twins, the Tadd are fiercely connected to their sibling, but once each year, in accordance with Tadd tradition, the Tadd must journey out on their own, away from their twin. This journey is undertaken in order to strengthen their bond with the Great Mother Terrapin. It is written in the scrolls that "some Tadd will climb, some will fall, and some will rise to get to the heart of Terrapinia." Each Tadd must travel across the land and endure many a hardship in order to find to the most perfect place in all of Terrapinia.
You would think that the most perfect place in all of Terrapinia would be crowded with Tadd, but it means different things to different Tadd. One Tadd may believe that a hidden grove deep in a forest of piney woods is the perfect place, while another may believe a secluded cove on the shores of Lake Kai to be more perfect, and another still may believe a shimmering crystal cave deep within the Frigid Murk to be perfection. In this, the pursuit for the most perfect place in Terrapinia is really a journey for a Tadd to find the most perfect place for themselves as an individual, or as the Tadd saying goes: "No matter where you go, there you are."
Despite the differences of location, there is a singular mission that each Tadd must perform when they find their perfect place, their perfect self, and they are truly at peace. Each Tadd must share their story with the land. They carve an urn from drift wood or a fallen tree. Place their story in it and burry it. Like sailors putting a message in a bottle, The Tadd give their greatest gift back to Terrapinia. In the shadow of the moon, the spiral light of the stars rising first and shining best, while the crickets and cicadas sing, The Tadd tell their story. And the earth learns.
The Tadd then reunite with their twin. Both having faced mysteries dark and vast, and are inspired by light, song and color. They are confident in the knowledge that they have helped shape the natural beauty of Terrapinia. But back in Paradox Green, the wings of fortune beat like rain. They are back in Paradox Green for good or ill again, for good or ill again.

[ www.ubfunkeys.com ]

Zone: Paradox Green

My High Score: 697 (In Game Room and Trophy)

Tadd's Game Is basically Dominoes in every way, with a lot of luck and thats about it to win I believe. Just press a piece that is glowy and then click an available spot. If you have no matching tiles, you automatically draw until you get one that works.

Rastro

The Rastro consider themselves the wave of the future. They believe that all of the problems of the future will be solved through the emerging technologies that are just on the horizon, and that the Rastro will be the ones to reach that horizon first! Like the Xener, The Rastro have an innate understanding of technology. But while the Xener set the spotlight squarely on speed, the Rastro solely scrutinize, speculate and survey size. Adhering to the theory that smaller is better they are doggedly dedicate to the motto "shrimp it". The Rastro and the Xener have a healthy competitive relationship. Driven to prove that they are the most advanced of all Funkey, this rivalry has pushed both to reach higher achievements and greater breakthroughs.
The Rastro have now set their three eyes on the final frontier...space. The Rastro view the Xener's attempts at manned space flights nothing more than running on a treadmill in space. No matter how fast that crazy thing goes, you don't get anywhere. They even call the Xener space program JANE (Just Another Nitwit Exercise). The Rastro themselves, have instead perfected miniature robotic space exploration. Their Artificial Intelligence Robotic Funkey, or ARF, is more efficient and dependable form of stellar travel. The Rastro's have developed what they believe to be the most advanced source of power ever conceived. The Recumbent Ultrasonic Transmorphing Retro Oscillator (RUTRO) that can propel the ARF at the speed of light.
The Xener have publicly stated that they want to be the first to build a portal on one of the moons. But to build a portal requires lots of equipment and huge rockets to get them to the moon. So while it might be true that giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon; the moon is old hat. The Rastro have their 3 eye sites set on deep, deep space. And that can only be reached by going micro - shrimp it!
Both The Xener and The Rastro have inspired many a Funkey to look to the stars and dream the impossible. Mayor Sayso's introduced the "No Funkey Left Behind...on Terrapinia" Act makes all young Funkeys learn everything about the twelve planets in Terrapinia's solar system before they graduate. The Sprocket, once happy to fix things on land, have started to think Spacely. The Vroom have put the jets on to go faster. And many other tribes have envisioned a rosier future where the cogs of life's machine drive us to the unknown universe.
While their work has been dedicated to the goals of space exploration, the amazing technologies that they have created have also been utilized in creating wondrous advances back here in Terrapinia. And while Rastro would like to be known for their loftier cosmic goals, they are in fact most famous for an amazing device that most Funkeys carry with them every day, the Third Eye Phone. A think tank of the Boggle and Rastro produced the Third Eye Phone and then partnered with a company owned by the Ptep called PT&P to put an Eye Phone in the hands of every Funkey. The Third Eye Phone, allows a Funkey to track the World Wide Web anywhere in Terrapinia, and allows Funkeys to contact each other faster than a Rastro can blink their third eye. Unfortunately, this technology is so fast and efficient; Funkeys all over Terrapinia are spending less and less time with each other because their Rastro Tech products. Some Funkeys believe that the Third Eye Phone provides them with better companionship, and have taken to communicating with each other only through their phone rather then face to face!

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Zone: Paradox Green

My High Score: 6,000 (Wins Everything)

As I was playing Rasteroids, I realized it is almost exactly like the 'Worms' game that I always used to play! It is hard to give any tips on this game, because most of it is kind of a figure-it-out-as-you-play type of thing. At the very beginning of the game it is a good idea to use your grenade on one of the enemy's tanks before they get under cover, because it is best, but don't waste it because each of your rover things only have one. On my First try I earned it in my game room and the trophy:

On my second try I knew what I was doing a little better, I earned the Insane High Score Item with a solid score of 6000!

[I decided to leave this part of the post in even though this is a Funkeys Facts page now]

Since I had just finished exploring the map, I decided to show that as well. I included the 'Reclamation Station' as well to include to things in one. It is just like the place in Hidden Realm that lets you sell you items.

Series 5 + I'm Back! (again)

2009-08-07T22:06:00.003-05:00

Well, I will start off with saying sorry for not making a lot of posts lately, I have been busy at home more now than ever before!! Craziest summer ever. But school is in sight again, which means I will be calming the whirlwinds of stuff-doing, (that means more posts)

Now for the exciting part: Paradox Green(/Hidden Realm)
It is sort of complicated. At first we bid on this nectar online for $6, the bid ended at just over $9 in our favor... After we won it I left to somewhere for a few days. I get a call from my mom saying "I found all four of the Series 5 at Target" on the first day. When I got back we stopped at target, they had a jackpot!! There must have been 3 of each. (besides Ace/Mulch)

So now I have all but Nectar open, because we couldn't cancel the ebay item in time, but we'll find a use for him! I will play the games and maybe get pictures up (everyone else kind of did that already) Tell me your user if you want to play one of the games.

Also, I have a new setup, so a new Funkey Family Photo may be coming soon!

It works!! (Paradox Green)

2009-07-02T20:45:00.003-05:00

Well, I tried to go on funkeys again today, and it flipped out for a while, then suddenly it worked! I went around and got any pictures I could manage. I tried to get ones I haven't already seen on other blogs. (besides the portal)

This first one shows Rasteroids and Lillytadd Tiles with Funkey Fighters trophies. They have a few plays already, probably from portal jammers.

This is the portal.

This is some random little difference I noticed when logging in, it checks it! But it does it in like 1 second so I had to be fast for this shot.

The last one is just a random picture of the story when I logged in! Now I just need to hope I see that many Paradox Green Funkeys in a store soon!

That is all I have to say! Most of everyone probably has seen all of this, but we gotta get the most of the few updates! :)

New Funkeys, New Update!

2009-07-01T15:31:00.003-05:00

Well, I haven't posted in a while, but things actually have happened!

To start with, the rest of the funkeys I was waiting for did arrive, bringing the total to 100 different funkeys, but... I found a Very Rare Yang at Target on Saturday! 101! Too bad Hidden Realm doesn't even have rare items... but anyways!

Paradox Green update: it is finally here! (In-game anyways) Thanks to jairo m. for notifying me, I would not have even realized! But that means new funkeys are not far behind! What we have all been waiting for. I'll get any pictures possible up soon, game is still updating!

Update problems! At first, the update thing froze, so I had to close it and it updated again after I reopened it. Then it said to install the adobe flashplayer v.10 (think thats what it was) It installed it in like 0.5 seconds. I logged onto funkeys and it appeared to work, but I looked around and nothing was updated! (Only different thing I noticed was I saw a Dot with black feet) Has anyone had this problem and fixed it?

Sidebar Updates

2009-06-13T16:57:00.004-05:00

I lengthened the polls end dates into 2015, plenty of time to vote now. I also added a new one, read all the answers before you vote. Also added a clock/calendar to the side. It is kind of large lol. Anyways, vote while we wait and pray for UB Funkey updates.

Edit: I forgot to add portal jammers on the poll, just count them as items.

New Things! (Sort of)

2009-06-12T21:10:00.005-05:00

Well for one thing, I beat my own Scratch score again: 9,165, so that is slightly exciting.

And I know almost all of my collection so far has been from stores, but I finally got bored of waiting to find something, and bought some things on ebay! My VR Flurry arrived today, and that made me cheer! So now my Funkiki Island collection is complete! (every funkey that goes to Funkiki Island)

Although my Native's Weapon did get cracked, not broken completely, but he has been sitting on the sidelines since. Going to try to fix it from braking all the way with glue. Send good wishes to his recovery!

I also have a Very Rare Twinx coming from one place, and a Rare bones with a Very Rare Wasabi from somewhere else. All that will be left after that from Series 1 is VR Fallout, VR Deuce, and VR Stitch.

Well, here are pictures of my rare Item crib :)

Feelin' Groovee

2009-06-08T20:13:00.004-05:00

I finally got something with some of the free loot they gave out a while back. I got the "Feelin' Groovee" Mood, which is new-ish but probably not news to you. It is neat looking though, I have some pictures, yay! I was in Daydream Oasis at the moment.

Ummm...?

2009-06-07T15:55:00.002-05:00

For some reason I am suddenly not following anyones blog! They all disappeared from my list. I am not sure if it is just saying that or if it is true, but if I am not following you anymore, it is not on personal!

Edit: Nevermind, just as magically as they went away, they reappeared. I still have to follow some though.

Mix Master Scratch!

2009-06-06T22:45:00.004-05:00

Long time since you heard anything about that game, huh? Well I was playing random things when I started it, and just totally got into the zone! I played it and played it some more. I concluded with a score of 8,713, which is good enough for a high score! Item: Personal Mix Jukebox! Not sure why I never got this before... I find it easiest to do it on the 'Terrapinia' song, it is quite funkey to the ears too! But anyways, I have pictures! Haven't had any for a while.

The trophy/score:

The Item (in my garage)!:

Funkey Containers

2009-05-27T21:30:00.002-05:00

I have searched everywhere for something to hold my funkeys with much failure! I know they made a funkey holding case, but it only holds a few and I would need a zillion of them to fit all of my Funkeys. Has anyone found a good container that is good and keeps them assorted? I have them in a rubbermaid thing and they all get marked up and hurt! If so, where?

Few more Things on top of the other things

2009-05-26T19:51:00.003-05:00

I forgot to mention some other things, first of all, if I still need to follow your blog, I will get to it, I really will, not sure how soon though!

Also, I added a hit counter starting at 1 today, not sure how to figure out where I was at! It is small, but patriotic!

For the second time tonight, Bye for now!

More Things

2009-05-26T19:22:00.003-05:00

Even though I haven't had much chance at UB Funkeys lately, I still have noticed nothing has been happening!! No updates, and I can't find any more funkeys! I am up to 97 Funkeys, 99 if you count doubles, but I cant get any more! Being so close to the 100 mark, I can't find some that I should have, like VR Flurry or Rare Singe, but the stores are barely even getting more in! I probably would have reached 100 if I collected doubles of Speed Racer Funkeys, but I would probably be out of money too. They just aren't exciting, though.

UB Funkeys has had no exciting updates, will series 5 ever come out? At least update a little sneak peak at their place, like for when Speed Racer came out, I think we are all dying here, waiting for ANYTHING to come out, I have some money now, I am going through a Funkey withdrawl! But, well, I haven't gotten any Funkeys since last time. (Also notice I placed a picture of some Glubs, who doesn't like Glubs?)

Bye for now!

My Page Pet

2009-04-22T15:40:00.001-05:00

New Second Blog!

2009-04-06T18:19:00.001-05:00

I started a new blog around the Sims Games not sure how many of you play those. Check it out through my profile or go to http://zimsims.blogspot.com not much else to say here..

Message to people with blogs

2009-04-06T17:58:00.003-05:00

I wanted to make one post for this, If you want me to follow your blog, post it on this post. I noticed people posting to follow their blog all over on different posts, so I want to narrow them down to one are for less confusion. If you still haven't said anything but have a blog say something also...!

Also I have more time now, so I should be able to post more often.

Some Stuff..

2009-03-31T14:58:00.003-05:00

Well first things first, we still haven't moved and I know I haven't posted in a while because my computer is still in storage (typing from my mom's) so you might not see another post after this for a while either...

And when I said I would report ASAP I meant I would do it ASAP when I had the chance, been busy lately with all sorts of things.

Since you have seen me last I have gotten quite a few funkeys..
Master Lox
Henchman
Mayor Sayso
And and an extra Bones (Funkeystown adventure pack)
Rare Bomble
Very Rare Bomble
Rare Raj
Very Rare Dyer

For the Funkeystown adventure pack I had finally convinced my mom to take me out to the nearest Kmart which was a bit of a ways...

I don't have any pictures for you right now because of this not being my computer... when we move and my desk gets put back together I will be sure to get another funkey family photo!

So...
See you when I see you!

Less posts for a while

2009-01-27T19:43:00.002-06:00

I have been posting less because we are going to be moving eventually and I wont get around to it that often, and I will have to do it from my mom's computer so I won't be able to have it for long, so I should be able to at least respond to some stuff for a while, once we sell our house, go into that one, and set everything up it will have been months at least.. If I get any funkeys while im not able to post or find any info I will post ASAP when back

Free Loot Added!!!

2009-01-22T20:18:00.002-06:00

So it appears accounts have been given 425 Loot each!! But I was depressed because I wanted a Dot familiar thats all I really wanted with loot so.. Enjoy your small amount of loot!.. Dot just needs to come out in stores!!

Funkey Facts - Lotus

2009-01-20T18:23:00.006-06:00

Description:Lotus are extremely calm & peaceful Funkeys and have an intense connection to the planet - the Great Mother Terrapin. Lotus are friends to all wildlife and have the ability to communicate with many different types of animals; some say they can even talk to trees.
With such a natural bond with the environment, it seems odd that the Lotus reside in the heart of Funkeys Town. Could this be the reason for the broken heart? Then again, maybe it is their strong bond with environment that holds all of Funkeys Town together.
Either way, the Lotus stay cool in all situations, even Master Lox and his evil henchmen don’t get the Lotus too worried; their expressions never change. [ http://www.ubfunkeys.com/ ]

My High Score: 126,570 (Will win everything). 50,000 Should win In Game Room and Trophy

Gem Shard: Purple

Zone: Funkeystown

Trophy:

Game: Heart Hoopla

I have seen the original version of this game somewhere, but I don't know what it is or was called. What you do, is you aim the color heart you are holding towards another group of the same colored heart. If you make a group of three or more, they will burst and you will gain points. In order to get to the next level you must clear a path all the way to the spikes at the top, then hit the spikes with a heart. Every time you don't burst any hearts, the Lotus on the side will fall down a little. If he gets to the bottom another row will be added. If the rows of hearts get to the darkened area at the bottom, you lose. You can also bounce the hearts off the walls to get it in a corner that is hard to reach.

While I was making pictures for this post, the game I started actually won me my first Insane High Score! What funny timing, I tried for hours to get that before, and then get it when I am not trying! I had to take a picture of it as well.

New funkeys checklist!

2009-01-20T14:12:00.002-06:00

It contains every funkey including Hidden Realm, adventure packs, and even plushies, flashdrives, and the speakers, I want all the credit to go to the creator so check it out at www.ubfunkeys.thespeakeasy.com!

Hidden Realm Gem & Trophies (Spoiler)

2009-01-19T21:23:00.002-06:00

I got a few pictures and as you see in the first picture I just got the last of the funkey fighters trophies, after I did I had kane find me and I got a gem from him. Since I already had the other 3 game trophies I am not sure if you need them for it, does anyone know?

Funkey Facts - Scratch

2009-01-19T16:05:00.003-06:00

This is the first of many funkey facts to inform people about different funkeys, on the side I have pictures of the three scratches in Rarity order, here is their description: The Scratch discovered early on that they had the power of music. In the Time of Troubles, during the Funkey Wars of the 3rd Funkazoic Era, they used this power to disable their enemies.
Masters of Music, whether techno, hip hop, or rock, when the Scratch started to spin tunes, all other Funkeys were compelled to dance. With opposing armies in a hypnotic dance trance, the Scratch were able to win many battles.
These days they use this power only for good. Known as party starters, the Scratch are always looking for things to take it to the next level. But if trouble ever returns, the Scratch could make a valuable ally…..or a powerful enemy [Source: http://www.ubfunkeys.com/]

My High Score: 9,165 (wins in game room and trophy + Insane High Score)

Gem Shard: Purple

Zone: Funkeystown

Game: Mix Master Scratch

Trophy:

In Scratches Game you basically go 'Guitar Hero' Style. You use X, C, Spacebar, N, and M as the circles pass through the red line I suggest doing it on a harder setting because it gives you more of a chance to hit more circles.

Updates!

2009-01-19T15:51:00.005-06:00

Today I went to Target and found a Raj and Very Rare Singe so here is a picture of all my Hidden Realm Funkeys so far, and I will be updating the funkey family picture on the sidebar. I am good for now on having at least one of each, funkey wishes to you!!

My funkey family photo!

2009-01-17T21:41:00.002-06:00

Here it is!! I included my double of rare fallout as he is part of the family right now I partially put them in order by zones but some got spread out everywhere, speed racer is in his UB Including double fallout there are 89 otherwise there is 88

Some Things to Say

2009-01-17T18:40:00.003-06:00

OK I updated the blog a little bit, made it more appealing, and added some polls! I will keep adding more stuff as time comes, let me know if you have a blog and I have not found/followed it, I am on nearly every day, so you should expect up-to-date replies and updates from me if you need it, I will be on funkeys with the user name Zoomix, I can challenge anyone to any multiplayer game

Finding Hidden Realm Funkeys

2009-01-17T17:25:00.003-06:00

Last weekend at a Target I found a rare Yang, after that I ordered the 4 pack from amazon, but it turned out they weren't going to ship it for over a month, so today I was out and about we went to 4 targets 3/4 had hidden realm funkeys I found normal yang bomble and singe, all that is left is a raj, so if you are in target make sure to check out the funkey area! The advantages to getting them from stores add up for less price, you could find ones more rare, and you dont have to wait for them! Hope everyone has the same luck I did!

Also for the Hidden Realm starter kit, I believe the only way to get it is from Walmart online, by the way multiplayer packs are starting to show up in target!! I saw a Lucky, Sprocket, and rare Snipe, so they are no longer just at Walmart.

First post!!

2009-01-16T23:36:00.000-06:00

Hi I am Zoomix I have created a blog dedicated to UB Funkeys many of you may know me as funkeyz from the funkey fan forum or other blog posts and well this is my first post as all blogs must have a first post, I will be adding more to this as time passes.